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美国唱歌选秀节目《美国偶像(American Idol)》的麻辣评委西蒙·考威尔向来以损人不带脏字著称,今天我们就来总结总结他那些经典的损人语录。0 n1 `- g5 @$ Z9 o
It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building。
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听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦跳下来。
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* Z9 j; ?: a3 c% [- [- S I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up。
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6 z" c! s& b, F& M5 D 如果你再不闭嘴,我就向里面甩个鱼钩。
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# @8 f$ f: k; F1 A( o% ~ That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!) ?. v: R7 ~! P& C+ O* Y1 q
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你的表演很特别。不幸的是,特别地差劲。
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8 R6 v/ {! N* A# R. R; D: p You have just invented a new form of torture。/ d0 j p/ h5 v; ?; z. l% O7 ~
/ m% ]8 R: R. N3 K/ }: [4 u 你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。2 `" {8 u- G4 j. f' g
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If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you。
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如果你生活在2000年前, 唱成这样,人们会向你扔石头。
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There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore。
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7 Q4 A2 \8 M1 o3 R V4 y4 f 人类能承受的惩罚是有限的,我再也无法忍受了。
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( k3 G2 g8 ~# x/ T; H; h You killed my favorite。
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4 E4 O8 Y. e/ m' g 我最喜欢的歌曲被你糟蹋了。
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It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it。
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你不唱它的时候,它是首好歌。& B7 k/ R4 _1 ?, C
) H. r: X, Z4 I" D You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger。
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你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。8 \; C+ u: P8 I1 R
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I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song。( d) G/ ~/ P# h
* p! O3 S0 f& C+ s( g& w) R 你唱歌的时候,看起来处在半睡眠状态。. o; ?" T# D7 x9 {( a3 @
E* x1 r2 v L- W) A/ {3 q I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian。8 y1 x' L2 q+ y, ~, R7 |
1 k& x: B& i+ W; g 我一个字也听不懂,你大概在用挪威语演唱吧。
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Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance。) k! |, ?/ r% q5 v# J6 D/ d7 ?
1 u/ S: J9 f5 U" E9 l7 y 想象一下,一头驴与22匹马赛跑,你一点机会都没有。* d+ {' {6 k# M3 ?9 ?1 d
8 k% E u n$ }9 b It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate。
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你好像喝多了。我说的可不是一、两瓶,而是一箱那么多。 |
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